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  • I wish I had these when I was in the army

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    219 of 434 people found this review helpful

    It has been a few years since I was in, but man these taste way better than the stuff I had. These were actually soft and had real chocolate chips in them! It looks like things have improved since I was in.

    9/22/10

    Steve B.

  • Great Product

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    209 of 424 people found this review helpful

    Bought a few of these to try and everyone loved them. They taste great and will be a good addition to our storage. I plan on buying more.

    10/8/10

    David

  • Food storage is incomplete without these

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    217 of 417 people found this review helpful

    These brownies are really good, so I keep buying some with each order to make sure I have a stash in the event of a food shortage. Don't let an emergency become worse by not having chocolate on hand. ;-)

    11/10/10

    Rhodiva

  • Delicious

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    163 of 325 people found this review helpful

    Well, if the world is ending at least I will be able to offer my children some delicious chocolate brownies. Just received these, ripped one open and my daughter and I gobbled it up! Yummy, moist, chocolatey!

    3/29/11

    Kelly

  • great taste and large portion

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    143 of 308 people found this review helpful

    I just received a few of these to try and I am very pleased. The taste was very good and portion size larger than I expected. I will have a hard time keeping these away for an emergency. I am here now to order more. Thank you Ready Store.

    4/9/11

    Robert

  • Great taste and large portion

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    157 of 313 people found this review helpful

    I just received a few of these to try and was very pleased. The taste is very good and the portion size larger than I expected. These are super comfort food and it will be difficult to keep from sneaking these. I am back here now to order more. Thank you Ready Store.

    4/9/11

    Robert

  • Ordering more

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    135 of 267 people found this review helpful

    I ordered a dozen brownies to add to our hurricane kit. Had a sample and they are delicious. They are moist and full of flavor. Placing another order and the brownies will be added to it.

    6/12/11

    Danny

  • Wow

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    117 of 220 people found this review helpful

    These brownies are fantastic. Very moist and rich flavor. If you are planning on buying these for an emergency, plan on ordering extra, as they will be eaten up in no time. I have already stolen 2 from my bag, and will be ordering several more to replace them.

    7/29/11

    T-Rex

  • Better than Debbie Snacks

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    55 of 110 people found this review helpful

    These things are awesome... if they had them in the grocery store I would buy them and feed them to my kids!

    1/25/12

    Jonathan

  • An MRE that tastes Great?!

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    31 of 61 people found this review helpful

    An excellent choice, as this brownie tastes better than a majority of the snacks already sitting on my everyday shelf! Another please!

    3/26/12

    Joshua

  • OMG this is delicious!!!!!

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    5 of 9 people found this review helpful

    This brownie was better then I could cook at home. Betty Crocker eat your heart out. It was fresh, moist, and tasted like it just came from the bakery. It's going to be hard to place this in storage and not sneak and eat one every now and then.

    5/17/12

    Jon

  • Tasty!

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    I got these a few weeks ago, but caved in and had to give them a taste. They are very good. The flavor is great. I will be adding more of these to my next order.

    8/13/12

    Robert

  • Yuuummmm

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    This was gooooood. Not too sweet but still chocolatey. I got a couple because you always need chocolate in an emergency. But they were so good I ended up eating them and had to order more. I'll have to lock down the next delivery.

    8/19/12

    CG

  • Great Price

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    A friend had me try one of these brownies. Great tasting. I missed the last sale (Procrastinating). This sale is even better! Ordered 2 cases so I can share.

    9/2/12

    Nancy M

  • Delicious

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    Yummy in my tummy.

    11/12/12

    RAch1966

  • awsum!

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    the kids even love them!

    11/28/12

    mack

  • Decent little snack

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    These taste pretty good for mre snacks. Wish these were given out to military lol. These are very easy to store too which makes it nice. Great for camping trips too for a desert.

    4/2/13

    Brian

  • Tastes Great!

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    Between this and the marble cake MRE desserts, I think I could survive a long while! I love these brownies! If you want to boost your calorie intake and you enjoy a good snack every so often, I would highly recommend this!

    4/3/13

    6-Pack

  • Tasty

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    These brownies are very good. Tasty and filling with real chocolate chips.

    4/11/13

    Thomas

  • awesome brownie

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    I really liked the brownie, best part was it had real chocolate chips in it, was soft, and had a nice slightly chewy texture (similar to a real brownie) Of course it doesn't compare to the Ghirardelli triple chocolate brownies I am used to. My personal preference is lemon poppy #1, marble cake #2, brownie #3, but I am definitively buying (and eating) all three again.

    5/10/13

    Prepper P

  • good food

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    I just got my hands on a bunch of MRE snack stuff and these were pretty good. They at least tasted like chocolate. The ones Ive had in the past were a little chalky but these were moist.

    5/28/13

    Matt

  • Real chocolate chips!

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    I couldn't believe that there were real chocolate chips in these brownies! A big thumbs up, these taste great and are very calorie dense - great for hiking or a bug-out scenario.

    6/24/13

    Kathryn

  • Nice product

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    It's great to have products like this available during an emergency situation.

    8/1/13

    Joseph

  • Great solution for a chocolate emergency

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    147 of 294 people found this review helpful

    We have serious brownie lovers in our family and this large, moist and tasty square definitely "makes the cut." With this delicious treat on hand, any day might be a so-called emergency.

    4/26/11

    Cindy

  • Chocolatey

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    1 of 2 people found this review helpful

    These are really good, very chocolatey! They do make you thirsty, but they are great mood boosters. Dense, like the pound cake, but more filling.

    6/12/12

    Daniele

  • Milk

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    These are great with milk for a quick snack and not overly sweet.

    11/3/12

    It

  • Who needs an emergency to enjoy brownies?

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    After getting some basics set aside, I wanted to have a few indulgences stashed away as well. And what says "indulgence" like CHOCOLATE?

    So, about the product ... it is a brownie that is about the size of a typical brownie sold at a convenience store. The product is enclosed in a heavy MRE pouch, with most of the air vacuumed out and an oxygen absorber. The production date is prominently stamped on the back, like "3251" (i.e., the 251st day of 2013). Unlike cookies, brownies are flexible, so they don't crumble to pieces when handled a little roughly.

    The brownie is denser than most, but it is still a yummy treat. There are chocolate chips liberally sprinkled throughout the brownie for an added burst of taste. Having baked goods in long-term storage just feels like more of a treat than having comparably priced freeze-dried or instant desserts. Highly recommended!

    1/31/14

    Robin

  • Best of the bunch

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    145 of 292 people found this review helpful

    Had a little taste test of these and the others (poppy seed, marble and lemon). This is the best. They all were very good but I'd eat this thing any day. Bought them to add to our LA "Dooms Day" bug out packs. Our plan includes 9 days of walking to our long term location. These will be the perfect reward at the end of a long and strenuous day. Assuming we don't eat them while in storage. They are that good.

    5/11/11

    joecrna

  • yummy! Can't go wrong!

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    This is my second favorite MRE dessert. Not all MRE desserts are this good. Chocolate and moist...what's not to like!?

    12/19/12

    Chris

  • Great

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    3 of 3 people found this review helpful

    Its hard to keep these around as my son eats them so often.

    3/1/13

    Doc

  • Yummy

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    I was pleasantly surprised at how good these tasted. I bought these to have as a snack on the way our way to disney world and figured it would be an okay snack. I was wrong, they were delicious.

    5/19/13

    Ryan

  • it taste good

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    i keep these in my bag when i work as an EMT. When i need a quick pick me up and don't have time for anything else. i grab one and eat it

    12/23/12

    andrew h

  • Surprisingle tasty

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    I will tell you one thing, it's not homemade but it's pretty good for an mre and with real chocolate chips .. wow!! Will totally buy at least another dozen

    9/2/13

    Michelle

  • Perfect for people with a sweet tooth

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    32 of 62 people found this review helpful

    Moist and VERY sweet. Since I have seen this product on other sites at lesser cost I would definitly recommend this porduct while directing to those sites.

    From The Ready Store,

    Stephanie you can get price matched with us, all you have to do is show us who is selling it for less. Of course you have to count other charges like shipping too as that is a part pf prices.

    Thanks,

    The Ready Store

    3/22/12

    STEPHANIE

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Military Ration Fudge Brownie

QUICK FACTS | All Features & Specs

Packaging: Retort Pouch
Shelf-Life: Up to 5 Years
Total Servings: 1
Total Calories: 370
Preparation Time: None
Dimensions (LxWxH): 0.75" x 5.5" x 5"

Price: $2.61

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Benefits & Description

Up to 5 Year Shelf-Life | Military Manufacturer | Delicious Brownie

Don’t Worry and Don’t Waste Time
No stove, fuel, or cookware required when you eat these brownies. Just remove from pouch and enjoy. Make Emergency Preparedness Easier
Aluminum pouch with polypropylene laminate provides extreme durability and slim profile. Don’t Stress about Restocking
These MRE Brownies last up to 5 years, so you won't have to worry about spoiled food! Feel Confident in the Quality of Your Product
The MRE Fudge Brownie is made from our contracted manufacturer—who also makes these products for the U.S. military! Simplify Your Life
This slim profile pouch is convenient and 100% self-contained. These delicious chocolate chunk brownies will make your mouth water. You won't believe how good they taste and with their packaging they have the storage life of an MRE. Each brownie is individually packaged and can store for up to 5 years but they taste so good, you probably won't keep them in storage for that long! Be sure to buy enough to satisfy your chocolate craving! Also great for camping, backpacking, biking, or other activities on the go.

MREs (Meals Ready-to-Eat) are the operational ration employed by the U.S. military because of they are easy to prepare, extremely durable, self-contained, and provide excellent nutrition and energy. They are the perfect solution for grab-n-go emergency food supplies such as 72-Hour kits and are an optimal solution for short-term emergency food storage.

An MRE can be eaten cold right out of the pouch, but the entrée portion of the meals always taste better hot, so be sure to include the flameless heaters with all your MRE purchases. These convenient heaters only require a tablespoon of water and produce enough heat to warm your MRE in a matter of minutes without having to light a stove or clean any cookware.

All the contents of the MREs are contained in an aluminum-lined polyethylene and have a 5-10 YEAR SHELF LIFE. At The Ready Store, we always focus on the QUALITY of our products first because we want you to get the best value for your hard-earned money.

What's In-the-Box?

Dessert (1 Pouch | 1 Serving):
1 MRE Fudge Brownie

Features & Functions

SKU: MR0017
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2000
Brand: Crown Point
Packaging: Retort Pouch
Total Servings: 1
Total Calories: 370
Estimated Shelf Life: 1-5 Years
Dimensions (LxWxH): 0.75" x 5.5" x 5"
Allergen and Specialty: Vegetarian, Pork Free, Shellfish Free
Water Required (gal): None
Food Type: Desserts
Storage Requirements: Click to read
Supply Duration: 1-Day
Situational Usage: Auto, Biological, Earthquake, Electrical, Financial, Fire, Flood, Hurricane, Medical, Nuclear, Storm, Tornado
Serving Size: *1* Package (85g)

Nutrition & Ingredients

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size *1* Package (85g)
Servings Per Container About 1
Amount Per Serving
Calories 370
Calories from Fat 150
% Daily Value*
Total Fat    16g
25%
Saturated Fat    3g
15%
Trans Fat    0g
Cholesterol    mg
%
Sodium    230mg
6%
Total Carbohydrate    54g
18%
Dietary Fiber    1g
4%
Sugars    35g
Protein    4g
%
Vitamin A
0%
Vitamin C
0%
Calcium
4%
Iron
10%
*Percent Daily Valus are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
INGREDIENTS: SUGAR,ENRICHED WHEAT FLOUR BLEACHED (FOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID), PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE SHORTENING (SOYBEAN AND OR COTTONSEED OIL), CHOCOLATE CHIPS (SUGAR, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL AND COTTONSEED OIL, COCOA POWDER, DEXTROSE, COCOA PROCESSED WITH ALKALI, SORBITAN MONOSTEARATE, POLYSORBATE 60, SOY LECITHIN, VINILLA, MILK PROTEINS), EGG WHITES, COCOA PROCESSED WITH ALKALI, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CORN STARCH, PROPYLENE GLYCOL MONO AND DIESTERS, COCOA, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, SALT, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, CORN SYRUP, POLYSORBATE 60, SOY LECITHIN, DEXTROSE, POTASSIUM SORBATE (AS PRESERVATIVE), SORBITOL, WATER, PROPYLENE GLYCOL. CONTAINS: Wheat, Eggs, Soy and manufactured in a facility that uses TREE NUTS.
 
 

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  • I wish I had these when I was in the army

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    219 of 434 people found this review helpful

    It has been a few years since I was in, but man these taste way better than the stuff I had. These were actually soft and had real chocolate chips in them! It looks like things have improved since I was in.

    9/22/10

    Steve B.

  • Great Product

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    209 of 424 people found this review helpful

    Bought a few of these to try and everyone loved them. They taste great and will be a good addition to our storage. I plan on buying more.

    10/8/10

    David

  • Food storage is incomplete without these

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    217 of 417 people found this review helpful

    These brownies are really good, so I keep buying some with each order to make sure I have a stash in the event of a food shortage. Don't let an emergency become worse by not having chocolate on hand. ;-)

    11/10/10

    Rhodiva

  • Delicious

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    163 of 325 people found this review helpful

    Well, if the world is ending at least I will be able to offer my children some delicious chocolate brownies. Just received these, ripped one open and my daughter and I gobbled it up! Yummy, moist, chocolatey!

    3/29/11

    Kelly

  • great taste and large portion

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    143 of 308 people found this review helpful

    I just received a few of these to try and I am very pleased. The taste was very good and portion size larger than I expected. I will have a hard time keeping these away for an emergency. I am here now to order more. Thank you Ready Store.

    4/9/11

    Robert

  • Great taste and large portion

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    157 of 313 people found this review helpful

    I just received a few of these to try and was very pleased. The taste is very good and the portion size larger than I expected. These are super comfort food and it will be difficult to keep from sneaking these. I am back here now to order more. Thank you Ready Store.

    4/9/11

    Robert

  • Ordering more

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    135 of 267 people found this review helpful

    I ordered a dozen brownies to add to our hurricane kit. Had a sample and they are delicious. They are moist and full of flavor. Placing another order and the brownies will be added to it.

    6/12/11

    Danny

  • Wow

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    117 of 220 people found this review helpful

    These brownies are fantastic. Very moist and rich flavor. If you are planning on buying these for an emergency, plan on ordering extra, as they will be eaten up in no time. I have already stolen 2 from my bag, and will be ordering several more to replace them.

    7/29/11

    T-Rex

  • Better than Debbie Snacks

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    55 of 110 people found this review helpful

    These things are awesome... if they had them in the grocery store I would buy them and feed them to my kids!

    1/25/12

    Jonathan

  • An MRE that tastes Great?!

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    31 of 61 people found this review helpful

    An excellent choice, as this brownie tastes better than a majority of the snacks already sitting on my everyday shelf! Another please!

    3/26/12

    Joshua

  • OMG this is delicious!!!!!

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    5 of 9 people found this review helpful

    This brownie was better then I could cook at home. Betty Crocker eat your heart out. It was fresh, moist, and tasted like it just came from the bakery. It's going to be hard to place this in storage and not sneak and eat one every now and then.

    5/17/12

    Jon

  • Tasty!

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    I got these a few weeks ago, but caved in and had to give them a taste. They are very good. The flavor is great. I will be adding more of these to my next order.

    8/13/12

    Robert

  • Yuuummmm

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    This was gooooood. Not too sweet but still chocolatey. I got a couple because you always need chocolate in an emergency. But they were so good I ended up eating them and had to order more. I'll have to lock down the next delivery.

    8/19/12

    CG

  • Great Price

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    A friend had me try one of these brownies. Great tasting. I missed the last sale (Procrastinating). This sale is even better! Ordered 2 cases so I can share.

    9/2/12

    Nancy M

  • Delicious

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    Yummy in my tummy.

    11/12/12

    RAch1966

  • awsum!

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    the kids even love them!

    11/28/12

    mack

  • Decent little snack

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    These taste pretty good for mre snacks. Wish these were given out to military lol. These are very easy to store too which makes it nice. Great for camping trips too for a desert.

    4/2/13

    Brian

  • Tastes Great!

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    Between this and the marble cake MRE desserts, I think I could survive a long while! I love these brownies! If you want to boost your calorie intake and you enjoy a good snack every so often, I would highly recommend this!

    4/3/13

    6-Pack

  • Tasty

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    These brownies are very good. Tasty and filling with real chocolate chips.

    4/11/13

    Thomas

  • awesome brownie

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    I really liked the brownie, best part was it had real chocolate chips in it, was soft, and had a nice slightly chewy texture (similar to a real brownie) Of course it doesn't compare to the Ghirardelli triple chocolate brownies I am used to. My personal preference is lemon poppy #1, marble cake #2, brownie #3, but I am definitively buying (and eating) all three again.

    5/10/13

    Prepper P

  • good food

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    I just got my hands on a bunch of MRE snack stuff and these were pretty good. They at least tasted like chocolate. The ones Ive had in the past were a little chalky but these were moist.

    5/28/13

    Matt

  • Real chocolate chips!

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    I couldn't believe that there were real chocolate chips in these brownies! A big thumbs up, these taste great and are very calorie dense - great for hiking or a bug-out scenario.

    6/24/13

    Kathryn

  • Nice product

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    It's great to have products like this available during an emergency situation.

    8/1/13

    Joseph

  • Great solution for a chocolate emergency

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    147 of 294 people found this review helpful

    We have serious brownie lovers in our family and this large, moist and tasty square definitely "makes the cut." With this delicious treat on hand, any day might be a so-called emergency.

    4/26/11

    Cindy

  • Chocolatey

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    1 of 2 people found this review helpful

    These are really good, very chocolatey! They do make you thirsty, but they are great mood boosters. Dense, like the pound cake, but more filling.

    6/12/12

    Daniele

  • Milk

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    These are great with milk for a quick snack and not overly sweet.

    11/3/12

    It

  • Who needs an emergency to enjoy brownies?

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    After getting some basics set aside, I wanted to have a few indulgences stashed away as well. And what says "indulgence" like CHOCOLATE?

    So, about the product ... it is a brownie that is about the size of a typical brownie sold at a convenience store. The product is enclosed in a heavy MRE pouch, with most of the air vacuumed out and an oxygen absorber. The production date is prominently stamped on the back, like "3251" (i.e., the 251st day of 2013). Unlike cookies, brownies are flexible, so they don't crumble to pieces when handled a little roughly.

    The brownie is denser than most, but it is still a yummy treat. There are chocolate chips liberally sprinkled throughout the brownie for an added burst of taste. Having baked goods in long-term storage just feels like more of a treat than having comparably priced freeze-dried or instant desserts. Highly recommended!

    1/31/14

    Robin

  • Best of the bunch

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    145 of 292 people found this review helpful

    Had a little taste test of these and the others (poppy seed, marble and lemon). This is the best. They all were very good but I'd eat this thing any day. Bought them to add to our LA "Dooms Day" bug out packs. Our plan includes 9 days of walking to our long term location. These will be the perfect reward at the end of a long and strenuous day. Assuming we don't eat them while in storage. They are that good.

    5/11/11

    joecrna

  • yummy! Can't go wrong!

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    This is my second favorite MRE dessert. Not all MRE desserts are this good. Chocolate and moist...what's not to like!?

    12/19/12

    Chris

  • Great

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    3 of 3 people found this review helpful

    Its hard to keep these around as my son eats them so often.

    3/1/13

    Doc

  • Yummy

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    I was pleasantly surprised at how good these tasted. I bought these to have as a snack on the way our way to disney world and figured it would be an okay snack. I was wrong, they were delicious.

    5/19/13

    Ryan

  • it taste good

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    i keep these in my bag when i work as an EMT. When i need a quick pick me up and don't have time for anything else. i grab one and eat it

    12/23/12

    andrew h

  • Surprisingle tasty

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    I will tell you one thing, it's not homemade but it's pretty good for an mre and with real chocolate chips .. wow!! Will totally buy at least another dozen

    9/2/13

    Michelle

  • Perfect for people with a sweet tooth

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    32 of 62 people found this review helpful

    Moist and VERY sweet. Since I have seen this product on other sites at lesser cost I would definitly recommend this porduct while directing to those sites.

    From The Ready Store,

    Stephanie you can get price matched with us, all you have to do is show us who is selling it for less. Of course you have to count other charges like shipping too as that is a part pf prices.

    Thanks,

    The Ready Store

    3/22/12

    STEPHANIE